How You Should Pleasure Yourself According To Your Zodiac Sign


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For those people who do not have the access to sleep with someone and have no option of lovemaking with another individual, self-pleasure is the way to go. So how do you go around it? You need to have some accessory so that this session of making yourself happy becomes the most intense source of enjoyment. We have sorted this out for you according to your zodiac sign.

Aries

The most energetic of the lot, they need something fast and quick. Turbo motor flesh-light and vibrator ought to do the trick for you.

Taurus

Slow and steady wins the race, this is the way you prefer. Using your hand, the classic way, is what will work out the best for you.

Gemini

You need to charge your brain cells while you are at work. Why not allow the head massager do the work while you work on your daily Sudoku puzzle.

Cancer

You are emotional and you need something nostalgic while you have fun. Watch an episode of FRIENDS, especially the naughty bits to shoot the load.

Leo

You want royal treatment. Why not go to Thai Massage Parlour and ask the masseuse to help you out.

Virgo

Analysis is what you prefer. I would recommend you watch Sherlock while you make a mess in the bed. That would add a mysterious jizz to the deal.

Libra

You love harmony and balancing things. Scale it up by making a seesaw with something while you finger away to ecstasy.

Scorpio

Just like your Cancer cousin, you like mystery, but there should be something taboo and over-the-top tantric element to it. Make a bubble bath and put aromatic water bombs and fragrant oils and choose a tool that you are comfortable to bring out your juices.

Sagittarius

Sag knows how to shag. Travel in a car while putting a unisex jelly-brator to enjoy yourself. It’s a new product and you will enjoy as hell.

Capricorn

Get drunk with a friend and I do not need to tell you anything else. But remember, this is for self-pleasure and not making love.

Aquarius

You need a PC and some imagination. If you can use some digital tool, feel free to use it.

Pisces

You need water. So just try the pool, shower or jacuzzi. We won’t tell you how. You know better than us.


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