These bizarre fashion trends aren't a joke — they're real pieces that have hit the streets or runways. While these items would embarrass some models, others embrace the craziness. These trends might not stand the test of time, but they stand out in a world of neutrals.
CHEST HIGH PANTS
A "pants-only" outfit sounds revealing, but this outfit combines the top and bottom into one bizarre garment, like the wearer bought a pair of overlarge pants and pulled them up to their chest. This outfit even remembers the belt loops and pockets.
HIGH-HEELED ROLLER SKATES
Walking in heels and roller skating are challenging enough. These heels combine both shoes for a nightmarish balancing act that would make an Olympic skater trip. Forget about walking in these — the wearers strap them on for photoshoots and hope for the best.
BUTT ZIPPER JEANS
Apparently, zipping up their pants from the front was too easy for this designer. These jeans zip up in the back, practically requiring a partner to help put them on. Most people would rather eat a live bird than contribute to this embarrassment.
When she says she's going to "slip into something more comfortable," she's apparently talking about a pillow dress. This dress looks just like a couch pillow cinched around the waist to make it fashionable. It's comfortable but not exactly form-fitting.
Women's pants finally have pockets! In fact, they have double the pockets to make up for all the pants that don't have pockets. Unfortunately, the trade-off is that it looks like the wearer forgot how to dress themselves and put on two pairs at once.
SHOE-TROUSERS WITH BUILT IN STILLETOS
With a fusion of high heels and trousers, the model can't exactly take off her stilettos at the end of the day. This outfit also looks impossible to put on — how does the wearer slide on the pants without tripping? Still, some designers like the seamless effect.
HULA HOOP BAG
This giant bag looks like a children's toy. Models could carry huge accessories in their hula hoop bags, like stacks of books or their entire shoe closet. They just need to watch out — a sudden wind could send them rolling down the sidewalk.