The New Year is here. It’s already 2017 and it feels like 2016 had started just yesterday. So many things happened in the previous year, right? It seems kinda weird saying that, “Oh, I went to a party last year,” when in reality, it was just yesterday. How much a single number can change the way we speak and perceive the world suddenly.
But the best part about New Years? Resolutions. New Year’s Resolutions, to be precise. It seems that every year, people have new resolutions. Some are serious, like finding love or happiness or just exit from this hellhole, and then there’s some that are funny AF and you can’t help but laugh. But hey, isn’t it a good thing to start the new year with a smile, amiright?
New Years resolution: if you tell yourself you're gonna go to the gym and study you're only allowed to overeat or nap instead not both
— NEW YEAR NEW BARTY🎉 (@abarty_intheusa) December 29, 2016
Telling people your New Years resolution so you'll "be accountable" is a great way to find out that no one cares about your resolution.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) December 29, 2016
new years resolution = don't be so hungover.
— CHARLI XCX (@charli_xcx) December 28, 2016
resolution: get softer and prepare to die
— Avocado (@RealAvocadoFact) December 30, 2016
My New Years resolution is not to say, "ok 2018 will be my year" at the end of this year.
— Chase Turner (@Tryaminic) December 30, 2016
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
My New Years resolution is for yall to mind your business more.
— Bread Terry (@SlimiHendrix) December 30, 2015
My New Years resolution is to not cuss so fucking much
— J (@JackJ) December 29, 2016
My New Years resolution for 2016 was to not have a resolution so I wouldn't disappoint myself…. still disappointed myself
— Mia Stammer ✨ (@MamaMiaMakeup) December 26, 2016
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?
— Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy) December 31, 2015
2017 Resolution: Don't let someone take up emotional real estate if they aren't paying rent.
— Sarah Kay (@kaysarahsera) December 27, 2016
my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2017
— Bitch Problem👸🏼 (@FemaleTexts) December 24, 2016
New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos)
— snowlion (@lionprincessval) December 31, 2015
I've seen 6 people post that their new year's resolution is to "loose weight." I can think of a slightly more useful resolution for them
— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) December 28, 2016
New Years resolution: try to worry less, fill that time with oh god what am I supposed to fill that time with this is already going terribly
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) December 30, 2015
How many of these tweets made you laugh? I’m sure you have some crazy resolution for yourself.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!